As of 7/5/05:

Well, the site is back after a several month recuperation from a surprisingly common, but little known, disease called "skooltaikovr tetinosa," but our Golf War Studios fund is still stuck at $6.03! We're accepting donations, so find or email a GWS representative today! *Hint Hint*

NEW stuff:

• Be on the watch for Golf War Studios T-Shirts and Stickers! Yes that's right, we are looking into paraphenelia production, so sit tight.
  
• Quest for the Donut... it's still under progress, so feel free to kick us in the butt and say "Get a move on!"
  
• Umm... the cooking show... it's coming... i swear... just trying to.. um.. compress it.. and stuff... okay okay okay i'll work on it more

• The Cooking Show! Ingredients: testosterone, spatulas, stoves and food. Shake well and serve flambe.
  
• Stenny 3! Our ideas are nothing compared to your questions... so email Stenny today!
  
• Lauren's Bio!
  
• Miranda's Bio...?
  
• The Quest for the Donut...?
  
• Other bios....?