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A quick explanation


 

Today, December 30th, 2003, the studio staff/members of the newest movie ("The Cure") got together here in Canada for a photo shoot. In the events that followed, it became obvious that today was not Kenny's day. He had several unfortunate accidents, and we were all surprised when he somehow emerged with minimal damages at the end of the day. Here's a photographic summary.

  Tragedy Strikes!

It all began with Kenny's fall from a tree. We heard the branch snap, but no one had any idea that Kenny was sitting on it still. He later said that "... the only thing I remember is seeing Tom's face whiz by, and he was laughin' at me." Tom defended himself with the simple and amazingly strong argument that "Well, it was d*** funny!"


This image was snapped by sheer coincidence. Stefan was taking a pic of Tom when Kenny fell into the shot. If you look closely, Kenny is smiling for the camera.

  Another freak accident!

By some random chance, in the middle of the photo shoot Kenny got tangled up in one of the swinging ropes above our heads. Luckily, Tom (being the crazy dude that he is) actually climbed up above him and got his  rope loose, lowered him down, and then jumped down next to him. Before we could blink, he had managed to cut the ropes loose with a small switchblade he carried. Luckily Kenny is a strong lad, and while he had been hanging, he had been supporting most of his weight with his hands on the ropes (see pic) instead of his neck. This is probably what helped save his life the most.

 

Thankfully enough, he had enough air left in him that he recovered quickly and was soon back on his feet.


Kenny was hanging for about 15 seconds before we spotted him, and another half a minute later he was recovering on the ground. In that half a minute, Stefan snapped this pic.

  All good things must end.

Things were just starting to get a little less dangerous when Kenny accidentally smacked M with a branch. Unfortunately for Kenny, M has quite a temper. He went a little haywire, and released all his anger on the accident-prone Kenny. It took about six IV bags and four hours in the hospital but now he's as good as new (with a new rock hard-- er... steel hard set of abs).


Kenny is not dead. We guarantee it.





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