A Madman Escaped... His Story
Years ago, Steely Money was taken to a insane asylum. There he was watched under close eyes. They took him to "be helped" with his skitzophrenia condition. One day, however, his doctor had too much rum and fell asleep. Steely slipped out using three chickens, two ducks, and one fountain pen (long story, don't ask).
Now he was loose again, this time with a new identity. He believed himself to be Stu Darwin, the Enviromentalist. Of course he had no idea what he was doing, so he ended up killing the poor animals. His exploits eventually led him to Seqouia Middle School where he was caught filming "special edition" nature shows.
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